A tortoise — slow but steady?
A hare — lazy but fast when you get around to it?
Or a porcupine — excellent but unheard of?
Porcupine was in the famous race between the Tortoise and the Hare, but no one ever hears about it.
Porcupine knew he wasn’t as fast as the Hare nor as steadfast and consistent as the Tortoise, so he’d have to be smart about making the most of his ability.
Porcupine spent a week preparing the route so it would be perfectly flat, which would maximize his speed. He spent hours grooming and streamlining his quills.
He observed how the weather affected his running and strategized what conditions would be optimal for his style of waddle-running.
The morning of the big race, Porcupine discovered branches had fallen on the course. He knew the branches would slow him down while Hare could just leap over them. He chewed the branches into pieces and pulled the pieces off the course. Which is why he was almost late getting to the starting line and already tired when he got there.
His starting rock had been moved, and while he was getting that back into position, the race started.
When he finally got his rock set just right, he waited for the wind to shift. And when the wind shifted, he had to rearrange his quills to make them more aerodynamic for that particular wind direction.
Porcupine isn’t mentioned in the story about the race because no one saw him in the race. He’s still at the starting line waiting for the perfection conditions.